As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
hmmmmmmmm, that is sweet from you my lovely sister, i am dying for your love, you are so much for me...i am keeping you till the end of time.......love you with all my heart.....thanks for thinking of me as i also do the same here always.
A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every docker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all. Bets are made, and they agree that they'll meet the next day.
The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock... The guy drops his pants and starts. True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one without pausing: 1... 2... 3... On and on he goes: 49... 50... 51... He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84.... 85.... But he is still moving from one to the next, and the women are still satisfied: 97............ 98............. 99................ And before he can get to the last woman, he has a heart attack and dies.
The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says, "I don't understand it! It went perfectly well at practice this morning!"
this the woman everyone will never love to lose, she is a good sister filled with love and compassion as Christ taught us.....i know she a great respect and honour from above...and we all looking to see and learning from her....she is so much real and that is wonderul...she has a big heart and i have said this and will always say it till one day i am call by mt heavenly father. anyway she is my lovely sister for good.....i will be with her always............love u sister Rosaria
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